Category: Joke Board
In case you hadn't heard, Fidel Castro *finally* stepped down after 126 years as Cuba's prime minister and president.
16. Goodbye, drab green army fatigues; Hello, cargo shorts and Hawaiian shirt!
15. Apply for a job as a greeter at the Havana Wal-Mart.
14. Track down and kill the jerk who put his picture on Zig Zag rolling papers without permission!
13. Stage a revolution at the International House of Pancakes.
12. "I'm going to Cigar World!"
11. Scrapbooking. After all, there are so many great torture pictures to organize!
10. Finally put some time and effort into that MySpace page.
9. Open a bed and breakfast on Cape Cod with longtime companion, Hugo Chavez.
8. Track down the real killers of Che Guevara.
7. Take a test drive in that Revolution Red 1958 Bel Air he's had his eye on.
6. Catalog flora and fauna growing in beard.
5. Take over the recliner and refuse to relinquish control for decades.
4. Same as before, only now, he starts each morning by flinging last night's Depends in America's general direction.
3. Head out to Gitmo for a little waterboard--, er SHUFFLEboarding!
2. Shake his fist and scream at the entire state of Florida to get the hell off his front lawn.
and the Number 1 Fidel Castro Retirement Plan...
1. Chuckle knowingly while listening to his Dead Kennedys CDs.
lol Personally I'm fond of #2 there.